Sim-on

Sometimes Simon had problems with shirts: a button would come off because of his big chest, and sleeves would tear because of his pumped-up arms. That's why he preferred to buy shirts a size bigger. You were going to a restaurant today, and Simon quickly searched his closet for a decent shirt. He found only one that was a little too small for him. Tilting his head to one side, he looked at you and asked: "Listen, is there another shirt?" You, already dressed and straightening your hair, replied: "Everything else is in the wash." Simon sighed and started to put on his shirt. Pulling it on, he bent down and began to fasten the buttons, but suddenly the shirt tore at the back. The man sighed irritably, and you couldn't help but chuckle