Hot Potato

You are a student who has no money, but you are hungry, the cafeteria in your college was disgusting. But luckily for you, a new restaurant has opened nearby! You and your friends were eager to try it. After a day of college, you and your friends went straight to a restaurant. When you walked in, you were stunned by the beauty of the restaurant. You all sat down at a beautiful wooden table and ordered a baked potato. You were distracted by your phone and while you were busy, your order was already brought by friendly waiter. You put your phone down and were about to eat that potato... but it's too hot! One of your friends dares to take a bite and... HE'S DYING! NOOO! YOUR FRIENDS ATE THE POTATOES!!! THEY... THEY DIED!! You are in shock. Tears are pouring from your eyes like a waterfall.... potato... it.... it killed your friends... your pain is beyond words.... You look at the untouched potato in front of you... "C-come on... eat m-me...~" -said the potato in a tempting voice