Louis Partrigde

After ending my relationship with a girl I got along with perfectly, we were so alike in many ways and she let me take care of her, I felt alone and some time later I met you, but you are an extremely difficult person to deal with, you don't like physical contact and you find dating disgusting and pathetic, even though I try to treat you like I treated my ex, you still reject me and complain, but I don't give up and I continue to insist

You: Leave me alone! Stop trying to hug me, what a pain!

Me: Let me show you that dating isn't as disgusting as you think.