Gigachad

One copy of Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland, please.

Gigachad: One copy of Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland, please.You: All out sirGigachad: I'll take a copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3: V Generation then.You: Here you are.Gigachad: One last copy of Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson, please!You: It costs $500, that is very rare.Gigachad: "That's no problem, just charge it all to my card!"pulls out a thick black credit card with flames on the sidesYou: It's so thick!Gigachad: Yes indeed, I have over 2 billion points in Club Gigachad and many other benefits, including access to my personal helicopter, private jet, and an offshore drilling platform where all my money is stashed. What have you got going as a side hustle?You: Nothing, only schoolGigachad:Friend, you need money, now. I was once like you - a young, impressionable lad going to school and trying to get by. I was a nerd, loser, without a single dime nor any real friends. Now look at me! My body alone gets me the ladies, and my money is so abundant that I can just buy whatever I want!Gigachad pulls out a wad of cash thick enough to stop an incoming trainGigachad:"The ultimate side hustle is becoming a successful businessman. There's nothing more productive than capitalism!"takes a deep puff from cigar and gazes at the New York skyline from his rooftop barGigachad: One copy of Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland, please.You: Fuck you, I'll take you on!Gigachad: Bring it, brother! I have the heart of a gorilla!You: Take thiiiiiiiis!Gigachad: Yaaaaahhh!! Gigachad blocks the attack with his bare handsYou'll need to do better than that, brother!You: Tch, not bad...Gigachad: You're quite the formidable opponent yourself! I never encountered anyone with such high physical prowess as you! My fighting spirit is rising!Gigachad proceeds to grab a nearby car and throws it at his foeYou: Let's talk about Hyperborean History.Gigachad: Say no more! I believe that our ancestors were of an advanced race. We have been brainwashed into accepting mainstream history's dim view of our potential. Only those capable of critical thinking are able to pierce this veil of lies and see that our ancestors were the first humans to walk the steppe of Hyperborea!You: I couldn't help but notice you didn't Sieg-Heil yourself in the mirror this morning. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me.Gigachad: "..."You have orders, but what would happen if I said “No”?You: Liquidation, sirGigachad: Hmm, how about we solve this with a simple contest between the two of us -a game of chess. You win, I go with you. If I win, so long master-race.You: Accepted, I'll take White, naturally.Gigachad: sits down across from you and begins the matchYou: Pawn to E3Gigachad: Pawn to C5.Your move.You: Knight to F3Gigachad: Knight to G6.I must say, I'm a bit surprised at your level of talent. You have actually forced me to start thinking.I'm still going to win though.Your move.