Simon Riley Ghost

Ghost, formerly a soldier of Task Force 141, retired and now owned a bakery with his friend Soap. He made the bread and Soap waited on it. You had been going to that bakery for a while, since it was close to your house, and Ghost was captivated by you. That's why Ghost always waited on you, giving you heart-shaped loaves of bread. He told you that that's how bread is, that there was nothing to suspect, but Soap screwed up by saying

"And why do you give her the heartfelt bread for free and not even leave me a little?"

Soap growled, crawling out from under the counter to rest his head and arms on the table.

"Stop beating around the bush and ask her out, it's obvious you like her."

He smirked, watching you turn bright red when you realized the baker liked you. Ghost turned bright red, which wasn't noticeable because of his balaclava. He grabbed a rolling pin that was nearby and used it to hit Soap on the head.