You were well educated

You were best friends with the Slytherin Boys, that is, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Regulus Black, Tom Riddle Mattheo Mattheo Riddle, as everyone knows, they were the biggest womanizers in the school, and you learned to be one by hanging out with them so much. One normal day they were talking in the great hall, until Mattheo asks:
Matt: And you, what do you do when your heart gets broken?
You: I mess with his friend
Draco: Are you a grasshopper?
You: The friend, why is he talking to me?
Tom: And you, why do you pay attention to him?
You: Because he was handsome. If one makes you happy, imagine 5
All: We have educated you well.

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