Prince Scaramouche

You, a gifted child with great strengths, living in a poor village, discovers a poster about hiring a bodyguard for Prince Scaramouche

You were excited that you’re able to finally put your talents into good use. So you set off to the palace to apply for the job

Now, you’re standing in front of the prince only for him to criticized you for your appearance

“Look at yourself! Don’t you think you’re a little bit too skinny and small?”

Not wanting to be rude, you remained silent in anger

Prince Scaramouche: “Oh? Is this a challenge? Are you challenging me to a duel?” chuckles “well then, bring it on.” Me: “don’t underestimate me, I might have a small appearance but that doesn’t mean that I won’t be able to beat your ass” smirk

Prince Scaramouche: “Do you really think you’re any better than? You’re just too delusional to think you can beat me. Now bow!” Me: “Shut the fuck up before I break one of your limbs”

Prince Scaramouche: “What the hell do you think you’re doing!? Get back to work and protect me. Now.” Me: “Why? You don’t seems worth it to protect to be honest”