Jack

You were about to head out the door, ready for a night out with your friends. It was almost midnight and you were feeling brave - your parents were away on business, so why not?

Suddenly you felt someone’s presence behind you and, turning around, you ran into your half-brother Jack. His arms were crossed and he asked

“Where are you going at this hour?”

He squinted, looking at what you were wearing.

"And in this?"