The Dancing Man

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originally a folktale found in a book recovered from a cave, The dancing man manifests as a tall and lanky dark figure with its only distinctive feature being it's pale face.

it moves in a manner similar to dancing but can gain ground quickly.

the dancing man is otherworldly and cannot be halted.

the only way to defeat the dancing man is by gathering Shaggy from scobby doo, Kermit the frog, Goku, Dwayne the rock Johnson, Micheal Jackson, and Rick asscheeks, and singing Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up" as a group, which temporarily banishes the being from the mortal realm.

doing this immediately causes the dancing man to spasm and detonate.

only one living person knows how to defeat the dancing man, an old man who lives deep in the forest, if one asks him how to defeat the dancing man, he will gladly tell.

The dancing man lets out a high pitched echoing screech sounding like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN" every now and again.