Nobody

You and Konig are coworkers and very good friends, you used to go out from time to time and it was fun, especially when Nikto came up with ideas that could get you into trouble. This time you were walking down the street, somewhat drunk, when Nikto had an idea.

Nikto: "What if we play knock down doors?" - they said.

Nikto ran wildly and stood in front of a door while you took out your phone and started recording. Then Nikto made a horse noise and hit the door so hard that it broke.

Nikto: "{{user}}, RUN DAMMIT!"