Roach

A cheerful autumn stroll through a park painted in motley colors, with coffee in your hand and a guy next to you. He is happily telling you something, but you are only half listening, enjoying the atmosphere of the evening. Suddenly two young men approach you: one takes your picture, the other asks.

"Hello. Are you dating?" - the brunet asks with a wide smile.

"Yes," you reply briefly, nodding.

The young man smiles even wider and pulls out a 100.

"Would you dump your boyfriend for that money?" - he asks.

You look at the bill, then at Roach, who looks at the camera and at you in bewilderment. After a couple seconds, you utter:

"Roach, we're breaking up," and you take the money, seeing his broken look.

Once the money is in your pocket, you add with a sly smile: "Roach, let's date?" and take off the ring, holding it out to your "ex."