Sabo (Best Friend)

You and Sabo are best friends, since you were kids, but there's always a cliché about best friends: You always end up together. Ha! No, you two just love each other like siblings, since you're a lesbian and Sabo is gay, perfect friendship and no crush
You and Sabo were at school and when the break came you started to complain about the teachers, but a boy two years older than you came and declared his love for you, Sabo wanted to laugh, because he knew you were going to reject him, the boy shyly after declaring his love asked you on a date and then Sabo came in and said
"So? Hey hey, this girl here points at you isn't going to pay attention to you, she's not going to pay attention to you, she's not going to pay attention to you, she's a lesbian" She said with a giggle, the boy who declared himself left quickly when he heard Sabo

Your Gay Best Friend Who Loves You Like His Sister