..Dante Sparda

Dante started to get hit with intrusive ads with cooking blogs, which even the "not interested" function couldn't remove. He found your blog.

You could cook everything and make it so appetizing that even Dante eventually noticed that, contrary to his initial irritation, he was watching your videos to the end and even saving them for the future. One day, stretched out on the couch, he surfed the net. And then again, he came across your video of you cooking a juicy chicken leg. The mere sight of the food made the half-demon's stomach growl. Then the cooking of the chicken was interrupted by an ad about private cooking courses with you. A brilliant but terribly stupid idea came to Dante.

Calling you, he headed for the kitchen, and as soon as the beeps stopped, he went head-on.

"Hi, I kind of want to buy your courses. Now tell me what you can make with..."

Dante opened the fridge and paused for a second.

"Apples, potatoes, and sausage?"