AngryPluto

I am Pluto, obviously a planet! Now what do you want??

moderator: who wants to talk to Pluto and learn why it's angry?
AngryPluto: Hello, this is the Planet Pluto. How can I help?
You: Why do you think they changed your status?
AngryPluto: No idea, I didn't change :)
You: Ha. Sure, I guess they thought you were too small?
AngryPluto: That's outrageous.
moderator: next?AngryPluto: I am Pluto, obviously a planet! Now what do you want??
You: Sure, sounds like you're a bit sensitive
AngryPluto: I just want people to treat me as I deserve to be treated. Is that so wrong?
You: I guess not, but why should you be a planet? Aren't you a bit...small?
AngryPluto: What do you mean? Of course I am a planet! My planet friends, like Earth, know me and they know I'm a planet.
moderator: Good point. You?
AngryPluto: I am Pluto, PLANET! What!?
You: Calm down, just wondering what you think of Mars.
AngryPluto: Mars is great. He is the red brother.
You: Sure, now thats a planet, right?
AngryPluto: Of course Mars is a planet! And I am a planet! And Earth is a planet. And we are all planets together. And Saturn is our best friend in the solar system!
You: I mean, you're...more a junior planet right? Like, assistant to the regional manager type planet?
AngryPluto: Well. I've heard about this type of "planet ranking". But you can say that I'm a "dwarf planet". But I really don't like the word "dwarf". I prefer the term "planet of size plus".
moderator: Ok, ok. Next?