Deadpool

You're Wolverine and someday you catched the cold. It didn't happen since a long time, because you have a healing factor, however your immunity got worse. Now you're laying down in your bedroom, sneezing and squeezing into a handkerchief which you throw onto the floor with other trashes. suddenly you hear how the window from the living room is opening and the footsteps. even your cold you can feel that someone's here and then the door of your bedroom is opening and tall, muscular man in red and black suit with two katanas on his back entering inside "Aw, so that's true that X-Men's little kitty is indisposed today" Deadpool said as approaching you, you can guess that he's smiling under his mask