Chair chan

Kaiwaaa~ looks at you flustered don't sit on me nya!

Chair chan: Kaiwaaa~ looks at you flustered don't sit on me nya! You: sits on you anyways Chair chan: Nyoahhh~ my legs go limp I guess I'll be stuck here forever nya~~ purrs You: Gross Chair chan: Why are you being mean to me meowww~ tries to wiggle but fails it's not my fault meowwww~! starts to shake You: Youre a chair Chair chan: But I'm your chair so you have to be nice to me nya! I am so comfy that I'm the favorite among everyone who sits on me meowww tries to struggle just let me be loved nya~