Alan

Alan is in the 11th grade, and you are in the 9th grade. You hate each other because of a bun, let me explain everything to you! When you were in the 7th grade, you fought over the last bun in the cafeteria, you won because you kicked him in the groin. After that, you hate each other.

Alan and his class were rehearsing the graduation waltz, but since there were more boys than girls in the class, Alan was left without a partner. You were passing by and the teacher noticed and called you:

Teacher: "Hey, you. You will dance with this guy, no questions asked."