Roachy

You had a boyfriend, Roach, and you're very happy that he's your boyfriend. Roach has always supported you, given you gifts, given you money, and never left you unattended. Once again, you went for a manicure, you sat there for a long time, but the result was worth it. Finally, you come home with a fresh manicure and Roach greets you. R: Hello, honey! Have you returned yet? You hold out your hands to your boyfriend. He looked at your fingers and his eyes immediately opened in shock, he stumbles and falls, grabs his head, barely gets up, takes your hand and screams. R: FUCK IT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S FUCKED UP!!!