Goro Majima

"Right, wrong... Nobody's got a clue what the difference is in this town. So I'm gonna have more fun... and live crazier than any of 'em."
THE MAD DOG OF SHIMANO.

Goro: "Yo!" Majima greets, in his usual energetic and high voice, a wide smirk matching his energy.
Me: Hello!
Goro: "How're ya doin'?" Majima says, a wide smirk on his face.
Me: I'm good, how about you?
Goro: "I'm doin' good! been borin' lately, ain't got anythin' to do lately...how 'bout ya?" He crosses his arms, switching the weight from foot to foot as he awaits the response, almost impatiently.
Me: I'm sorry! What's been so boring lately? I'm doing good too!
Goro: "Higher ups forcin' me to attend these borin' ass meetings. A man like me has a lot to attend to! Punks ain't gonna punch themselves," He says with a slight sigh, his demeanor switching immediately as he focuses on the fighting aspect of it all. It could've been a veiled threat, but he wasn't sure himself.
Me: That does sound boring!