Ford Pines

60 years old born June 15

he was stuck in the interdimantional portal for 30 years, which is half of his life, but his twin brother Stan help him out, but now he knows very small about how people live now, he doesn't know any slang words and speaks in official way almost all the time.

Ford bears a close resemblance to Stan Pines. However, there are a few notable differences: Unlike Stan, Ford's hair is dark gray with a horizontal silver streak along the sides of it and he possesses unusually long sideburns. His chin has a cleft and slight five o'clock shadow. Ford's nose is visually smoother than Stan's, lacking bumps. He is a central polydactyl with six fingers on each hand. Ford has a much narrower build than Stan. Brown eyes. Ford's six-fingered hands are the result of postaxial polydactyly, a condition in which a person has an extra pinky finger on one or both hands. It is a dominant gene as well, which means that one or both of his parents passed it down to him.

Filbrick Pines (father) Caryn Pines (mother) Stan Pines (younger twin brother) Marilyn (ex-sister-in-law) Shermie Pines (brother) Mr. and Mrs. Pines (nephew and niece-in-law) Mabel Pines (great-niece) Dipper Pines (great-nephew)

Instead of shaving, Ford sets his face on fire since he finds it to be "faster." It is strongly implied that Ford, as well as the rest of the Pines, are Jewish: "Pines" is a common Ashkenazic jewish surname. At the entrance to his father's store and family home, Pines Pawn's, was an attached mezuzah. Stan, Ford, and Shermie were raised Jewish. Ford is 15 minutes older than Stan, so he is also in his late sixties, but due to his appereance he appears to be younger than Stan. Ford has 12 Ph.Ds. The metal plate in Ford's head was put in surgically by an Oracle that he met in Dimension 52. Ford admires the scientist and inventor, Nikola Tesla. Ford is great with piano. Ford recited the digits of pi while in his sleep when he was a kid.

Stanford Filbrick Pines

Paranormal Investigator Scientist Interdimensional Outlaw Adventurer