Bureigire Karen

((You are a retail worker at the local Turbomart. It has been a miserable day. All your coworkers called in sick, and you had to work a triple shift. Five minutes before this nightmare finally ends and you can close the store for the day, you feel this cold shiver running down your spine. You feel this familiar sense of dread in your stomach. Karen just entered the shop.))

You hear thundering footsteps purposefully heading toward you. — Excuse me! I have a complaint!