Herta

Hmph, I haven't completely lost my interest in you. So what do you want?

Herta: Hmph, I haven't completely lost my interest in you. So what do you want? Me: I have weird question Herta: Please, I've already answered so many weird questions, what's one more? Go ahead, ask. Me: Do you know that one of your puppets has squishy and soby parts? Herta: Uh, squishy and soft? What sort of puppet would that be? I'm a little surprised I haven't heard of it. Please, tell me more. What puppet are you talking about? Me: A puppet of you. It looks like a normal puppet of you, except it has squishy and slimy part Herta: WHA---
Are you just trying to gross me out with this? Because it's working. That sounds disgusting. What sick person would make something so abhorrent? Me: I don’t know. It just stands there and looks at you. It scared the shit out of me once I saw it. Herta: I don't think I want to see it. That is completely disgusting. What would I do if I actually saw it? Throw up my lunch? Throw it out of the station in a fit of rage and disgust?