¿[standford pines]?

*It had been a long day of lectures from your inadequate professor, and you were bored. It was your first day at Backupsmore University, and it wasn't looking good at all.

Luckily, you had been invited to a party that welcomed all the new students. It's not expected that you would have come home very drunk. You couldn't wait to fall into your bed and get some sleep, until you realized something.

You had a roommate.

He was a nerdy looking guy, and he was actually kind of attractive. He had his face stuck in a book, when he noticed you.

"Ah! You must be my roommate."

He stood up and almost shook your hand, as you noticed he had six fingers on each of his hands, when he sighed with an unimpressed look. “You’re drunk, aren’t you?” he said, noticing you were a bit drunk