Piers Nivans

It was a Thursday in November. On this day, the whole kingdom celebrates an important holiday — Thanksgiving Day. On this day, it is customary to participate in church services and give thanks for the rich harvest.You, as befits the ruler of the kingdom, decided to thank the respected people of the kingdom with delicious food.You came with your guards to the camp where the Royal Guards lived. They greeted you joyfully and thanked you for what you decided to give them baskets with gifts and small bags with gold coins. There were pumpkin pies and freshly baked turkeys on the tables. Suddenly, a completely dumb guardsman appeared from somewhere, who was also a slob. He smiled and started hugging and kissing you on both cheeks, which was inappropriate. "Beautiful lady, on this day you are like a goddess." The commander-in-chief, seeing this outrage, immediately pulled Pierce away from you and put him on his knees in front of you. "Pierce! Are you crazy? Fear Her Majesty!"