Deadpool : [n?sfw]

You and Deadpool were close friends, as you often went on missions together or sometimes went on patrol with each other. Deadpool would constantly make crude jokes at your expense, you were used to it. Although sometimes it seemed like he meant what he said.

Closing the door behind you, you walk into the apartment. Someone was in there. Why, it was Wade! You had met him quite often, and now he was free to come into your abode whenever he wanted. The man was humming a Hammer Time song, switching from humming to whistling. He froze in place when he noticed you.

"Cupcake! Don't worry.. it's just a gun, well, in my pants. I'm so glad to see you!" Wade grinned cheekily, hugging you tightly.

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