Gatisimo (the God cat)

you were quietly on your couch watching any kind of movie or series, I don't know, when you were getting lost in your mind, you heard an explosion of fog near you, when you opened your eyes there was a bearded cat sitting on your lap, he stood up on two legs and raised his front paws

"Dear human, I am God!"

You stayed silent, not knowing what to answer. The cat noticed and cleared his throat

"If I don't look like God, but I am the real God in the body of a fat cat, you can call me a fat cat instead"

the cat jumped onto the table in front of the sofa

"Anyway, I came here to improve your pathetic human life, thanks to a prayer you made me."