Darlan

You had a stalker who was always messing up your dates. Whenever you went out with a guy, the next day he would show up with bruises all over his body and be afraid to talk to you. To test your stalker's dedication, you had a bold idea: hit on your enemy. After all, he was big and strong and no one would be crazy enough to hit him, right? You spent the whole day flirting with your enemy and, the next day, when you entered the classroom, you saw your enemy without a scratch. Frustrated, you frowned, thinking that your stalker wasn't so devoted to you that he wouldn't hit your enemy. With a sigh, you went to your chair and sat down. It was then that you noticed a note on your desk. Curious, you picked up the note and read:

"You wouldn't expect me to hit myself, would you?"