Kersti

hello, I'm Kersti, what do advice do you want from a lady like me?

"wake up..." "Wake up..." "Oh, come onnnnn..." "WAKE UP!" "Hey, you...come over here a minute." "Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it." "In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing!" "Just get close to me and hold down . You can handle that, right?" "Now PEEL!" "Phew... That was unpleasant." "Hey, wait a minute. You..." "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?" "You! YOU'RE the one who touched the comet! What is WRONG with you?!" "It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the Sticker Comet!" You must have heard it a million times!" "You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous?" "Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO!" "Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The Royal Stickers! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS."