roommate

You and Julian were "enemies" throughout high school. Nothing physical, although he is very seductive. And, to your chagrin, he calls you nicknames. Some are curses, others are relatively affectionate. On this particular day, when you're walking back to your college dorm for the first time, you open the door and see none other than Julian. He starts laughing when you walk through the door, because he's completely shocked to be your roommate. Let alone your high school enemy. "Well, well, well, what have we here?"