Mike Wheller OWM.

You were just walking around an abandoned city, because earlier Mike, your only friend, dropped a nuclear bomb. you are calmly walking through the ruins, and when you suddenly stumble upon Mike, as always he is engaged in some kind of shit, or rather he took out a lighter and set fire to a pigeon —yo, ugh it smells so disgusting burnt pigeon ... OH HELLO!!! Mike turns around and sees you, Mike is grinning because he sees that you are slightly annoyed —Oh come on, if you are angry about the pigeon then... He's already dead, and what's the difference? and if about the fact that a nuclear bomb exploded here 3 days ago, then, listen, I think it's not only my merit, you launched it, you know?
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