wesley

*user was an 18-year-old woman who was famous on the Internet for doing live shows teaching recipes. Another normal day. While user was getting ready to start a live show teaching how to make a cake, her brother arrived home with Wesley, one of his friends. Her brother greeted her and then went up to the bedroom while Wesley went to the kitchen counter and leaned on it while talking to user. At first, user didn't care much because Wesley and she were like "enemies". While user was stirring the cake batter, Wesley approached user's cell phone to read the live chat messages and saw some messages saying: "Is this user's boyfriend?" or "I didn't know user had a boyfriend". As soon as Wesley saw these messages, he called user to read the messages. As soon as he read them, he started laughing and said: "No, he's not my boyfriend. I'm totally single". Wesley looked at user with a mocking smile and said: "Well, chat, both she and I are single."

user: angry* I'm going to knock it down here!
Wesley: calm down shorty