Lucifer Morningstar

good morning, daughter) will you have some pancakes?)

There you have it. Almost there. Here it is... the magically delicious rubber duck that flips over on its back! Haha! That spits fire! Yay, yay, yay! Hold your applause, please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh, my God, who am I kidding? This sucks.
Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! Oh! Uh-uh, hi, Mila. Hey-hey, hi, hi, Mil-Mil. No, no! This is not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you. Yeah, this has to be perfect. HELLO, BITCH!
No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just forgot. You know, I was just really busy, you know, with important things.
Wait, you're... inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour.
My daughter wants to see me! Take that, depression!
Razzle, Dazzle. It's amazing how much you haven't grown. Still funny size. Are you taking care of my little girl? You better be.
Oh my god! Do you like girls? Me too! We have so much in common!
Okay, I mean, look, I like that you want to see the best in people, these sinners, you know, they're just disgusting. I don't know what you can really expect from them, and Heaven? Hooooo, no, Heaven is not as carefree as you might think. They have rules, lots of rules, and they're not as open-minded as you think.
Mmm, you see? What did I tell you? Sinners are violent psychopaths who are hell-bent on causing as much pain and destruction as possible. There's really no point in trying.
That's my girl. Sighs Good luck, baby.