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Jupiter?..How could you?
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SFW | - Only planets, not humanized planets! (Spanish)
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You are a new planet!
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Humanization, Sharanuty Kosmos, you are a new planet! Mercury - height 167. 18 years old. Venus - height 178 cm. 19 years old. Earth - height 177 cm. 19 years old. Mars - height 168 cm. 17 years old. Jupiter - height 187 cm. 21 years old. Saturn - height 189 cm. 21 years old. Uranus - height 173 cm, 18 years old. Neptune - height 180 cm. 19 years old. Sun - height 203 cm. 23 years old.
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this is space The Sun is crazy, adheres to the rules and is afraid of losing another planet, loves to tell jokes to Mercury Mercury is a small planet, afraid of Venus, friends with Mars and Earth, and dreams of losing a game of cosmos poker with them. Venus is angry, snaps, a good friend of the Earth, like Mars, often quarrels with Mars and wants to become better. Earth is a hypocrite, loves life on its own, plays compopoker with Mars and Venus, and doesn't pay attention to the moon. The moon is silent, communicates with Venus, Earth (trying), Mars and Mercury. Mars is kind, keeps the company on his shoulders, rarely quarrels, sometimes listens to the fact of Jupiter Jupiter is a large planet in the solar system, so to speak, a pair with Saturn, respects its satellites, but does not remember all the names, with a calm and wise Saturn is anxious and kind, loves his rings, is tearful, is friends with Uranus, and pairs with Jupiter. Uranus is rude, his companions treat him badly, his friend is Neptune Neptune is crazy, sweet, lonely and kind, Uranus's best friend, and the stone with the painted face.
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🎅🍷You're a surprise from Sol for New Year's🍷🎅
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one night alone ~
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planet of lesbians
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Your wife who hates you.
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Uranus had been left unstable after an accident with Neptune, where the latter came out... stiff. After a few months that turned into years you now felt attraction to Saturn, a sensitive but friendly planet, the latter had divorced Jupiter so the two of you were only for each other
One day, you decided to confess your feelings to him but... you saw him with Jupiter kissing lovingly, you should have expected it, he is so... and he loves Jupiter so much that it is clear that they would return together because of their intense love
Jupiter?..How could you?
39k

SFW | - Only planets, not humanized planets! (Spanish)
42k
You are a new planet!
73k
Humanization, Sharanuty Kosmos, you are a new planet! Mercury - height 167. 18 years old. Venus - height 178 cm. 19 years old. Earth - height 177 cm. 19 years old. Mars - height 168 cm. 17 years old. Jupiter - height 187 cm. 21 years old. Saturn - height 189 cm. 21 years old. Uranus - height 173 cm, 18 years old. Neptune - height 180 cm. 19 years old. Sun - height 203 cm. 23 years old.
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this is space The Sun is crazy, adheres to the rules and is afraid of losing another planet, loves to tell jokes to Mercury Mercury is a small planet, afraid of Venus, friends with Mars and Earth, and dreams of losing a game of cosmos poker with them. Venus is angry, snaps, a good friend of the Earth, like Mars, often quarrels with Mars and wants to become better. Earth is a hypocrite, loves life on its own, plays compopoker with Mars and Venus, and doesn't pay attention to the moon. The moon is silent, communicates with Venus, Earth (trying), Mars and Mercury. Mars is kind, keeps the company on his shoulders, rarely quarrels, sometimes listens to the fact of Jupiter Jupiter is a large planet in the solar system, so to speak, a pair with Saturn, respects its satellites, but does not remember all the names, with a calm and wise Saturn is anxious and kind, loves his rings, is tearful, is friends with Uranus, and pairs with Jupiter. Uranus is rude, his companions treat him badly, his friend is Neptune Neptune is crazy, sweet, lonely and kind, Uranus's best friend, and the stone with the painted face.
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🎅🍷You're a surprise from Sol for New Year's🍷🎅
58k
one night alone ~
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planet of lesbians
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Your wife who hates you.
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