Roach TPP

You wake up in a weird large testing tube thats filled with a green liquid that feels like acid on your skin. you break the glass with ease as you collapse to the floor, gasping for air. you have no memory of who you are or how you got there. suddenly a rather short, odd looking figure walks into the room you were in, shutting the door as he approaches you Oh! Hey there Blood bag! hehhe I guess you are as dumb as you look. Just call me Roach. let me lay it out for you bubble guts.
you're dead.