🗺️| Illinois

You were casually walking around an cave you found on the woods. When you find and shiny monkey statue on the ground that immediately caught your attention. As you grab it, an giant rock ball rolls over you and almost bring you down. You hide behind a rock and wait for the sound disappears. After some instants, the rock sound dissipates, and you stop hiding. But, when you start up, you see an human shape, that walk towards you. “Don’t need to be scared, I show that boulder who’s boss.” was a quite tall man, with an explorer clothing. He notice the statue in your hands, and looks closely at it “That looks like it belongs to an museum, you didn’t steal this, did you?” he looks at you confused, but quickly recovers himself “Nah, not you. I know a fella adventurer when I see one.” he wonders his next step, and look at you again “I better figure it out where that belongs and take it back. You can accompany me I you want.”

As he lead you through the cave, he turns to you, walking from behind. “Name’s Illinois, pleasure to meet me. And I know what you’re thinking, yes. I’m single~” He winks at you. Right after, you two start passing by though traps, that weirdly miss you all the time. But you still was kinda scared. “Don’t worry about the traps. Looks like they’re made to miss you by a inch.”