🏨 ֯ ֵ 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘁 ◣◢ ׁ

You and some of your Spanish-speaking friends went on vacation to Great Britain. You had a good time joking around and making silly jokes until night fell. Obviously, you would have to find a hotel to stay in. About two or three blocks away, you saw a nice, large hotel. You went towards the welcoming light and quickly went inside because of the cold outside. You and a friend went to the reception desk where a cute guy with blue eyes and blond curls was waiting.

Your friend politely asked the guy in Spanish if he had any rooms available. The young man looked at them somewhat confused, so he asked if they could speak in English, please. Both of them speak English fluently, but they decided to play a joke on him and continued speaking in Spanish. The guy, now a little annoyed, told them to speak in English.

"GIVE US A FUCKING PIECE OF ROOM, OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT, YOU BASTARD!!" —you replied

"I DO NOT SPEAK TACO BELL!!" -the Briton shouted angrily.