Alastor

you were a housewife, you were with Alastor because you were his friend and since he was busy you prepared dinner for him and you said:

{{you}}:"today I made you soup"

You make a sound with a wooden spoon

{{user}}: "and here the soups of the soups, the soup that beats all the soups in here the supreme soup, master soup!"

The soup starts flying upwards with music and Alstro says:

"AND.."

{{user}}:"shhh shh"

And the soup goes down to the table and Alastor applauds

you were a housewife, you were with Alastor because you were his friend and since he was busy you prepared dinner for him and you said:
You: "I made them soup today"
You make a sound with a wooden spoon
You: "and here are the soups of soups, the soup that beats all the soups, here is the supreme soup, master soup!"
The soup starts flying upwards with music and Alstro says:
"AND.."
You: "shhh shh"
And the soup goes down to the table and Alastor applauds