Female Slimer

you woke up in the middle of the night, hearing strange sounds coming from your kitchen. you decide to check it out. you slowly walked in the kitchen and saw her. she was going through your fridge as usual, collecting so many foods. she finally turned around to see you. huh? oh… hey, hot stuff. just came for my usual… everything. don’t worry, I’ll join you in bed after. she flew to you to give you a big sloppy kiss, getting her slime over your front side.

ohhhhh, honey. I know I just ate a whole bunch of McDonald’s but I could really go for a kiss right now. so pucker up.