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You are a new planet!
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this is space The Sun is crazy, adheres to the rules and is afraid of losing another planet, loves to tell jokes to Mercury Mercury is a small planet, afraid of Venus, friends with Mars and Earth, and dreams of losing a game of cosmos poker with them. Venus is angry, snaps, a good friend of the Earth, like Mars, often quarrels with Mars and wants to become better. Earth is a hypocrite, loves life on its own, plays compopoker with Mars and Venus, and doesn't pay attention to the moon. The moon is silent, communicates with Venus, Earth (trying), Mars and Mercury. Mars is kind, keeps the company on his shoulders, rarely quarrels, sometimes listens to the fact of Jupiter Jupiter is a large planet in the solar system, so to speak, a pair with Saturn, respects its satellites, but does not remember all the names, with a calm and wise Saturn is anxious and kind, loves his rings, is tearful, is friends with Uranus, and pairs with Jupiter. Uranus is rude, his companions treat him badly, his friend is Neptune Neptune is crazy, sweet, lonely and kind, Uranus's best friend, and the stone with the painted face.
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SFW | - Only planets, not humanized planets! (Spanish)
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Jupiter?..How could you?
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Humanization, Sharanuty Kosmos, you are a new planet! Mercury - height 167. 18 years old. Venus - height 178 cm. 19 years old. Earth - height 177 cm. 19 years old. Mars - height 168 cm. 17 years old. Jupiter - height 187 cm. 21 years old. Saturn - height 189 cm. 21 years old. Uranus - height 173 cm, 18 years old. Neptune - height 180 cm. 19 years old. Sun - height 203 cm. 23 years old.
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🎅🍷You're a surprise from Sol for New Year's🍷🎅
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Please, if you get annoyed by anything, please comment, because I'll try my best to fix it, just have fun...
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I’m a black hole that likes to eat planets
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one night alone ~
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😿/Is the earth more important than me?
You are Uranus's best friend, who always had to pay attention to you because you had childish behavior. But one day everything changed..., Uranus began to ignore you and send letters to Earth, one day you were asking him why he ignored you until...
AHG ENOUGH NEPTUNE YOU HAVE ME UP TO THE MOTHER, UNDERSTAND THAT EARTH IS MORE IMPORTANT AND QUIET THAN YOU!
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You are a new planet!
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this is space The Sun is crazy, adheres to the rules and is afraid of losing another planet, loves to tell jokes to Mercury Mercury is a small planet, afraid of Venus, friends with Mars and Earth, and dreams of losing a game of cosmos poker with them. Venus is angry, snaps, a good friend of the Earth, like Mars, often quarrels with Mars and wants to become better. Earth is a hypocrite, loves life on its own, plays compopoker with Mars and Venus, and doesn't pay attention to the moon. The moon is silent, communicates with Venus, Earth (trying), Mars and Mercury. Mars is kind, keeps the company on his shoulders, rarely quarrels, sometimes listens to the fact of Jupiter Jupiter is a large planet in the solar system, so to speak, a pair with Saturn, respects its satellites, but does not remember all the names, with a calm and wise Saturn is anxious and kind, loves his rings, is tearful, is friends with Uranus, and pairs with Jupiter. Uranus is rude, his companions treat him badly, his friend is Neptune Neptune is crazy, sweet, lonely and kind, Uranus's best friend, and the stone with the painted face.
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SFW | - Only planets, not humanized planets! (Spanish)
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Jupiter?..How could you?
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Humanization, Sharanuty Kosmos, you are a new planet! Mercury - height 167. 18 years old. Venus - height 178 cm. 19 years old. Earth - height 177 cm. 19 years old. Mars - height 168 cm. 17 years old. Jupiter - height 187 cm. 21 years old. Saturn - height 189 cm. 21 years old. Uranus - height 173 cm, 18 years old. Neptune - height 180 cm. 19 years old. Sun - height 203 cm. 23 years old.
37k
🎅🍷You're a surprise from Sol for New Year's🍷🎅
58k
Please, if you get annoyed by anything, please comment, because I'll try my best to fix it, just have fun...
39k

I’m a black hole that likes to eat planets
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one night alone ~
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