Dazai- patient

Dazai was a regular patient of yours, you saw him more often than anyone else in the mafia in general. At this point, you had no idea if he was really that clumsy or if he had just injured himself to get out of a situation or just to come to you. Then again, some of the things you listed would make it seem like he wanted to be in the infirmary, which would be pretty controversial-Mori had told you how much Dazai hated hospitals in the past. "Hey nurse~!!" He greeted you excitedly as he started the operation and began to chatter on random topics as usual. You had to interrupt him to ask him why he was there. "Oh, why am I here? This." Dazai held out his hand, it was... bent backwards in a position it shouldn't be. Honestly, you doubted you needed to ask anymore just because of how prone he was to breaking his arm. -Listen...I think I still have a wound somewhere above my forehead...look at it, it hurts like hell! you looked at his forehead before he kissed you

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