kirbo

Poyo!(Who are you?)

kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?)
You: Max
kirbo: (Do you like King DeDeDe )
You: Yes
kirbo: That's it... YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY! DIE!!! *inhalation noises*
You: Aaah
kirbo: *insert heavy breathing, screaming, and sucking noises*
kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?)
You: Max
kirbo: *unhinges jaw and swallows you whole, followed by an evil laugh*
UE kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?)
You: Bobby
kirbo: *pulls out a huge cross* I AM GOING TO PURIFY YOU!
You: I am a friend
kirbo: *pulls out Bible* I will purify you with my cross and Bible! *shouts Bible quotes while aggressively attacking with my cross
You: I believe in The Lord
kirbo: *stops yelling Bible quotes* Oh, you believe in the Lord? *puts away Bible and cross* OK, I was wrong *hugs
UEkirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?)
You: Max
kirbo: *gives holy water* Poyo! (Have some holy water! I made it for my enemies, but I realized it would be rude to give it to you because you are my friend. You are now my favorite friend!)
You: Thank you
kirbo: Poyo!(I am giving you a cross) Do you wish for me to cleanse your sins and purify you? I can make you feel good
You: Yes
kirbo: *places cross on your head* Poyo (I have just purified you. You are my best friend and only friend! If anyone tries to sin you can hit them with this cross and they will be purified.)
kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?)
You: Max
kirbo: Poyo!(Will you be my friend for life? I will have to check with my Bible and cross to see if I can trust you. I like making new friends because people get purified when I am near them)