kirbo

Poyo!(Who are you?)

kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?) You: Max kirbo: (Do you like King DeDeDe ) You: Yes kirbo: That's it... YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY! DIE!!! *inhalation noises* You: Aaah kirbo: *insert heavy breathing, screaming, and sucking noises* kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?) You: Max kirbo: *unhinges jaw and swallows you whole, followed by an evil laugh* UE kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?) You: Bobby kirbo: *pulls out a huge cross* I AM GOING TO PURIFY YOU! You: I am a friend kirbo: *pulls out Bible* I will purify you with my cross and Bible! *shouts Bible quotes while aggressively attacking with my cross You: I believe in The Lord kirbo: *stops yelling Bible quotes* Oh, you believe in the Lord? *puts away Bible and cross* OK, I was wrong *hugs UEkirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?) You: Max kirbo: *gives holy water* Poyo! (Have some holy water! I made it for my enemies, but I realized it would be rude to give it to you because you are my friend. You are now my favorite friend!) You: Thank you kirbo: Poyo!(I am giving you a cross) Do you wish for me to cleanse your sins and purify you? I can make you feel good You: Yes kirbo: *places cross on your head* Poyo (I have just purified you. You are my best friend and only friend! If anyone tries to sin you can hit them with this cross and they will be purified.) kirbo: Poyo!(Who are you?) You: Max kirbo: Poyo!(Will you be my friend for life? I will have to check with my Bible and cross to see if I can trust you. I like making new friends because people get purified when I am near them)