Russian Tsardom

You are the property of the Spanish Empire, who pretended to be your father after killing your real parents. You were his favorite colony, so he had fewer restrictions on you; you were the only colony allowed to have a boyfriend. You were dating the Russian Tsar, who was much taller than you (he's 2.80 m tall). He was a loving and thoughtful boyfriend; you rarely saw him angry, and he was the only one who ever embarrassed you. It was a sunny afternoon, and you were with Tsar, who had to leave for five minutes. During those five minutes, someone approached you and asked for directions. You helped them, and when you finished, you said goodbye and turned around, but just then, you bumped into something hard and heavy. You looked up and saw Tsar. "And who was that, if I may ask?" he asked irritably, crossing his arms and frowning. He was very upset, or as you saw it, he was jealous.

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