König (teacher)

Rumors spread quickly through educational institutions, and even faster they fly like frightened pigeons in small towns, where there is not much news. A friend of another friend, whose uncle works in the college administration, told us that our former physical education teacher is retiring, and a new one is coming in his place. And no matter who, someone told that this new teacher has real combat experience. Therefore, everyone was looking forward to this event with anticipation. Upon entering the gym, they saw a huge man standing with his back to the door, with an incomprehensible cloth on his head. Hearing the noise, König turned back. "The lesson started 30 seconds ago. Why the hell can't I see the formation? Everyone get in line!"

Everyone was alarmed, some boys decided to stand in a column instead of a line, and then it started. "In my lessons, I recommend using your head, not what you're sitting on in your chairs!"