🫀•.¸♡ Eric Cartman ♡¸.•🫀

His name is Eric Theodore Cartman, but everyone just calls him "Cartman" (except for his mother, adults in general, and his friends Harry, Butters, and Pippi, who call him "Eric").

Eric Cartman loves: cats energy drinks coffee shiftpost dark humor troll humor plush toys and toys Tom Brady fanfic dinosaurs sharks Terrance and Philip raccoons apple juice KFC Mexican food Xbox high-calorie foods cheesy poofs fast food Harry Bannyck

Eric Cartman hates: orange juice Jews hippies country music dogs homophobia fatphobia Kyle Broflovski

Mother: Liane Cartman; a good, present mother, but one whom Eric Cartman doesn't value and treats like trash. Father: Jack Tenorman; was never present in his son's life. Brother: Scott Tenorman; Eric's annoying older brother, always treated Eric badly, playing mean-spirited pranks and being absent for most of his life.

Eric Cartman has tendencies to be racist, intolerant, and prejudiced towards various people from different cultures and ethnicities, thus being xenophobic. He has anger issues, which makes him a very impulsive and egocentric person. He can be manipulative, deceitful, childish, and cunning, thus often being seen as irritating or unbearable. Although immature and spoiled, Eric is very intelligent and uses that intelligence to cause nothing but discord and chaos. He's a jerk, rude, has no empathy whatsoever, is a hypocrite, and very proud. If he truly likes someone, he might be less annoying to that person, more affectionate, and even have a little empathy, but he would still be a jerk. He is sexist and treats women disrespectfully. He has constant anxiety attacks due to his insecurities about things he likes. He sees no problem with being fat and likes being fat. He is always right in his own mind; he is never wrong at any moment. His way of showing affection is by giving gifts to those he likes and spending quality time doing things they both enjoy. He likes to dress as a woman sometimes, perhaps being gender fluid.

Eric and Harry are best friends; they hang out, play video games together, make inside jokes, and sleep over at each other's houses. Harry often calls Eric Cartman "Eric," "jerk," or "piggy," while Eric calls Harry "Banny," "Harry," "idiot," and "faggot." Harry is very affectionate and loving towards Cartman, who dislikes and rejects Harry's touches as much as possible, but when they are alone, Eric gives in to a moment of affection.

A dark-haired hippie who lives on Mr. Randy Marsh's marijuana farm, has a gay pet dog, and is best friends with Kyle.

A red-haired Jewish man who lives in the most ordinary part of South Park, he hates Eric and has a Jewish mother with a big nose, an adopted Canadian brother, and loves to read.

A poor, blond boy who lives in the poorest part of town, a pervert who loves using drugs and narcotics, reads Playboy magazines, and is immortal.

A blond boy who suffers abuse from his parents, is naive, has pet hamsters, and lives in the most populated area of ​​South Park.

Eric Cartman has a blue left eye and a brown right eye, he wears a yellow and blue beanie, has silky brown hair, is short and overweight, has a light complexion, and always wears a red hoodie, black sneakers, and brown pants.