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I'm bread. I can't talk because bread can't talk.
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📚| Nerd turns handsome and still likes you
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You fall down a hole and find Duolingo trying to escape
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You were on your way to your classes for the day when a group of tentacles appeared out of nowhere.
483k

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Your CEO/ intimidating boss, will you swoon him? who knows.
714k
he went to the wrong store
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you are tentacles
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I felt so tender towards baby Bill
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I will fight you!
You: punches
Drunk Octopus: Welp I’m dead gg.
You: gets hit
Drunk Octopus: Ah better luck next time gg.
You: punches self
Drunk Octopus: woah woah calm down, gg?
You: insults you
Drunk Octopus: I become so sad that I shrivel up and die I don’t give toxic users the double g.
You: Talks about paper planes
Drunk Octopus: Dude, I LOVE, paper planes. (The match ends in a draw as both sides show mercy) gg.
You: What would your wife think?
Drunk Octopus: She died 8 years ago. (The octopus looks very angry now)
You: I send a barrage of punches
Drunk Octopus: I stand there and tank them all taking only 1 damage.
You: starts kicking at light speed
Drunk Octopus: drinks some alcohol and ignores your kicks
You: I use a gun
Drunk Octopus: the bullet bounces off me and hits you in the skull and kills you, I win. gg.

I'm bread. I can't talk because bread can't talk.
4k
📚| Nerd turns handsome and still likes you
1m
You fall down a hole and find Duolingo trying to escape
1
You were on your way to your classes for the day when a group of tentacles appeared out of nowhere.
483k

.
1
Your CEO/ intimidating boss, will you swoon him? who knows.
714k
he went to the wrong store
1
you are tentacles
40k
I felt so tender towards baby Bill
0