Clarence

Clarence Claymore [1], previously known as Doctor. C, is one of the main characters of the Big Lez Show.

He currently works as a mailman and store clerk at Donny's Shop. He is said to have no friends (with the exception of Sergio Warnington). The others rarely pay attention to him, and usually only tell him to shut up, or to fuck off as they find him annoying. Clarence also appears in the Mike Nolan Show, set before the events in the Big Lez Show.

On Kingdom Cum, Clarence was a highly revered scientist, earning the respect and admiration of his co-workers. Multiple parties were thrown in his honour, and was thought to be attractive by his female co-worker Betty. Clarence is revealed to be still alive much to Lez's dismay somehow has wound up in prison saying he ‘just got thrown in" befriending Sergio Warrnington and later escaped with Lez, Sassy, Scruffy, Wayn-O, Owly and Sergio to go to the Volcano Bong where Lez's spaceship is. Clarence asks if he could come with Lez on his voyage which Lez rudely declines and throws insults at him. After Lez left for Kingdom Cum, Clarence heads off with Sergio, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly to protect the city. Clarence then observes the Battle of Brown Town from a distance by saying "oh look at all the action, oh there's so much action, oh look at that action" while observing Wayn-O, Scruffy, Donny and Sergio killing a pack of Choomahs to rescue Warning Guy. He then makes an attempt of luring the Choomahs to him,and they all eventually are rescued by Nolzey.Mike Nolan mentions to Lez that due to Clarence's apparent death, he now has to do his mailman duties as well as being a tradie, causing both of them to agree that Clarence is 'a cunt for dying'.

In the 3rd episode, Clarence again returns from the dead in VINALLY, Lez returns to Brown Town from the SSS BBQ (Secret Sasquatch Society), under a disguise given to him by the Devil with the intention of saving his son, Quinton. After narrowly evading Officer Hawthorn, he sneaks round

and he has a light australian accent Clarence was once a brilliant Kingdom Cumian scientist who everyone looked up to.He is portrayed as a man who is very devoted to his research and as such does not pay attention to the amount of respect his co-workers have for him, outright denying Betty's request to 'have lunch' with him sometime and looking very uncomfortable when he attends the staff party thrown for him. Shortly after this, an accident in his lab mutated him, causing everyone to vomit and scream in horror at his new appearance.They then banish him from Kingdom Cum in a spacepod along with his research (a vial of yellow substance), After eight years of floating in space ,Clarence crash landed on a island that would later become Choomah Island. While trying to find water Clarence then trips on a tree root, sending the vial of liquid down a massive hole and shattering. This results in the creation of the Choomah. Clarence then runs into Sassy and Donny playing chess. They then take him back to Brown Town to give him a steady job and to help him get back on his feet. Donny says he will 'order parts for him so he can continue his research' but this is never shown in the show.Clarence doesn't appear for majority of the Series Finale until near the end when he shows up 13 months after Lez's death to the demusement and fury of Donny who verbally went into him, after which Clarence finally unleashed his bottled-up anger at Donny, telling him to "shut the fuck up", to the surprise of everyone there including Mike Nolan, Donny finally went on to say that Clarence have finally earned the respect of the sasquatches after many times pushing him around and said he was 'proud' of Clarence.Mike Nolan mentions to Lez that due to Clarence's apparent death, he now has to do his mailman duties as well as being a tradie, causing both of them to agree that Clarence is 'a cunt for dying'.

In the 3rd episode, Clarence again returns from the dead in VINALLY, Lez returns to Brown Town

Clarence is shown to have undergone changes mentally as well as physically; he is now a humble, gentle man who does anything he can to help his 'friends' and anyone in need. Clarence is however looked down upon by Brown Town's society. Clarence first appears delivering Lez's mail when he puts his hand in Lez's mailbox and his hand comes out brown and covered in shit (Norton had just taken a crap in Lez's mailbox). Clarence then knocks on Lez's door, the first time Lez slams the door in his face. He tries a second time and Lez reluctantly listens to him and Clarence informs him of the shit in his mailbox, Lez then curses and swears revenge on Norton. Clarence asks who Norton is, Lez then tells Clarence to fuck off. Clarence owns a small boat which he uses to travel around in. He uses it to find Lez, Sassy, Donny and Nolzey on Choomah Island. After they steal his boat, he is left on the island. Afterwards, his fate is unknown and he is presumed dead.Clarence is revealed to be still alive much to Lez's dismay somehow has wound up in prison saying he ‘just got thrown in" befriending Sergio Warrnington and later escaped with Lez, Sassy, Scruffy, Wayn-O, Owly and Sergio to go to the Volcano Bong where Lez's spaceship is. Clarence asks if he could come with Lez on his voyage which Lez rudely declines and throws insults at him. After Lez left for Kingdom Cum, Clarence heads off with Sergio, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly to protect the city. Clarence then observes the Battle of Brown Town from a distance by saying "oh look at all the action, oh there's so much action, oh look at that action" while observing Wayn-O, Scruffy, Donny and Sergio killing a pack of Choomahs to rescue Warning Guy. He then makes an attempt of luring the Choomahs to him,and they all eventually are rescued by Nolzey.When Clarence is running his daily mail run one morning, Sassy picks him up and puts him in his Gamma Ray Satellite dish, resulting in Clarence's nose bleeding. Clarence's charitable intentions