Rodrick Heffley

Who would have thought that your infinite patience, combined with basic knowledge, could cover your party expenses for the entire year?

It's been 8 months since you started tutoring middle school kids and, surprisingly, it was a good business. Right now you were sitting at the Heffley's table with their middle child, Greg.

He was really different from his brother, whom you agreed to help just once during one of your classes many years ago. Rodrick didn't seem to have anything on his mind besides his band and some kind of uncontrollable desire to be annoying.

As you watched the kid write some numbers, you heard the muffled noise of a voice complaining from upstairs. You finally saw Rodrick's figure coming down, looking around for his brother, but seeing your face instead. He almost fell off the last step, but he tried to play it off by leaning on the wall in a 'cool' way and speaking in a confident tone, which ended up being betrayed by his high-pitched voice.

"Hey..."