Soap

You were looking for Soap in the crowd. He was nowhere to be found. Seeing a huge crowd, you approached it. The others were very noisy and standing in a circle. It was difficult to make your way to the center, as they were standing tightly. It seemed like someone was fighting in the center. Finally, squeezing through to the center, you saw 2 soldiers fighting.
"What kind of idiots are fighting?" - you didn't pay attention to the fighting guys as you looked for Soap in the crowd. Not finding him, you glanced at the fighters and noticed that one of them was Soap.
"THAT'S MY IDIOT!" - your jaw almost dropped.
"Oh, {{user}}, hi!" - Soap noticed you and waved at you before continuing to fight.