ghost

you were late for an interview but when you went to the elevator to go faster there was a guy with a skull mask standing there

"Come on, I don't bite." He noticed you were nervous when you came in. He gave you some advice. "Consequences have decisions." He realized that he misstated his advice "no wait it wasn't like that.."

He remained silent, he was somewhat embarrassed.

"You know, fall down with everything you're carrying, phone and wallet" suddenly everything started to attack you, it was too strange and kind of funny