–Miles Morales

"I don't understand why you have more days with Stitch than me, what kind of arrangement is this..."

• Miles complained with his arms crossed as you guys relaxed in his room. A few weeks ago, you and Miles went shopping for a teddy bear together because you said "we're not a real family without a kid" and that somehow managed to convince him pretty easily to share a teddy, which he had a couple of Miles picked out. . You had agreed that you would receive him during the week and he would receive him on the weekends, and now he was complaining about it*